Step 1

Start with the bacon. Fry it up with the onion and celery until it's all sizzling and golden. Chuck in the garlic for a 30-second aroma bomb.

Step 2

Brown the mince in the same pan, because flavour layers = happiness. Into the slow cooker it goes.

Step 3

Add the rest of the ingredients, stir like you're in a chilli advert, and set the slow cooker to low for 6-8 hours.

Step 4

When it's ready, grab a spoon and try not to inhale the entire pot in one go