Step 1

Pour an ounce of vodka into a glass.

Step 2

Fill the glass up most of the rest of the way with 7-up.

Step 3

Drop in your Midori shot.

Step 4

Fill a beer mug a little way with beer, then a little way with 7-up, and repeat the cycle until you've filled the glass with equal amounts of each.

Step 5

Fill a shot glass with the Midori.

Step 6

Drop the whole freakin' shot glass into the beer.