Step 1

Dump cherry pie filling and crushed pineapple into baking dish. Stir together.

Step 2

Sprinkle cake mix over the top of the fruit. Slice margarine and butter and distribute over the surface of the cake mix.

Step 3

Bake this sacrilege at 350 degrees for 45 minutes to 1 hour. Then, to redeem yourself and become the person your high school history teacher always wanted you to be, whip some cream and put a dollup on top.Pretend it’s cobbler if you want. But most importantly: enjoy! That’s all I ask of you.